Jenny's top 5 signs for being drunk...

I know when I'm bloody drunk in case...
1. It is Wednesday after 11pm...KW4 Pubquiz evening...
2. I try to use my key on flat 86 but live in 89...
3. I take 30 mins of tree slalom to walk home from Hampstead...
4. The birds are singing...
5. I can't think of at least 3 Shakespeare plays...